I SAY DON'TCHA KNOW, YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW

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Why hello there gaiz.

I have a new crack pairing that I actually wrote fic for. I know you're probably groaning and rolling your eyes right about now, but pity my poor crack shipper soul. Nobody else supports it.

I present to you...
MATT ENGARDE/MAYA FEY. HOLY CRAP, WTF, BBQ.
I highly suggest you read the warnings at the top of the page before you proceed to read. Trust me, you will regret not doing so. Trust me.
http://www.forums.court-records.net/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=11092

So yeah I'm a pretty screwed up person. I haven't even played 2-4, wtf. I have JFA waiting for me at home though so I'm really looking forward to that! 8D Now I'll be able to squeal when I see Evil!Matt on the screen because he's just that sexy

Unfortunately I intend to write more for these two because to my knowledge this is the first Matt/Maya thing to ever be introduced into the interwebs. D:

ENJOY YOUR BRAINFUCKERY, GUYS.
ILU2.