Cause All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

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Comment with a fandom and I will tell you my...

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

If you reply with Phoenix Wright, then prepare for some really fucked up answers.

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[deluziional.livejournal.com]

PHOENIX WRIGHT.

I couldn't resist.

[biocaam.livejournal.com]

8D BUT OF COURSE.
Copypasta, here we go

One True Pairing Ship: Edgeworth/Maya (what)
Canon Ship: Er, none, there's only Phoenix/Iris and Diego/Mia if I can remember. D8
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Phoenix/Maya (they're more like siblings)
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Phoenix/Trucy. THERE I SAID IT
"I dabble a little" Ship: Franziska/Maya
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Matt/Adrian. GOD, WHY DID YOU GIVE ME SUCH A MESSED UP MIND (but you must admit that the hatesex would be very hot)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Franziska/Adrian
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Godot/Franziska (I can totally see it happening, even if he said he hates gals like her)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Phoenix/Edgeworth O_o excuse me while I prepare to get stoned to death

That came out considerably better than I imagined.

My god, this fandom is quite possibly the worst to ship in.