Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given

From qarbaqe . Y u do dis?

1. "oh god wat"
2. Hetalia
3. 4Chan
4. Phoenix Wright (8D)
5. Biology

1. “oh god wat”

Asdl;fg This could pretty much apply to my life in general, idk. This is my reaction to the internet at large and should be your reaction to much of what I say. Hey, I still maintain the philosophy that life’s better if you do weird shit. At the very least, seeing what people’s reactions are should be your motivator.

2. Hetalia

Wtf I hardly ever read Hetalia anymore aside from that brief kick I had right before finals. The only reason I’m even remotely passionate about it anymore is because my country is so fucking GAR that I like to shove the fact into everybody’s faces. But England’s snark ajsld;asf just makes me love the country MORE which is completely stupid but I’ll find reasons for anything.

3. 4Chan

Anonymous is legion. They are among us, everywhere. 8|

4. Phoenix Wright

Back in May (holy shit it’s already been that long), I kept hearing about it and kind of looked into it, but I thought the games looked stupid so I blew them off. When I went to Cyprus in July, though, I started watching it on Youtube and FELL IN LOVE with them. I got JFA and T&T when I got home, but then my DS broke and I couldn’t play them until December when I got a new one. BUT ANYWAY, PW holds a speshul place in my heart. <333

5. Biology

It’s from my username, which used to stand for something waaaay back when but I don’t remember anymore because I was apparently retarded when I was nine years old.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• fuck (15x)
• shit (5x)
• suck (4x)
• crack (3x)
• shoot (2x)
• screwing (1x)

LMFAO. SINCE WHEN IS SHOOT A BAD WORD

Everyone on my bus was staring at me today because I was giggling like a little bitch when 'Two Ton Paperweight' came up on my MP3 player.

I'm such a fucking nerd. D:

I feel so god damned DIRTY.
It wasn't even smut, but I wrote non-explicit statuory rape/accidental mindfuck that will forever haunt me.
I AM SO SORRY, PEARL.
*drowns self in holy water*

general
ღ I am 5'4 or shorter.
ღ I think I'm ugly.
ღ I have many scars.
ღ I tan easily.
ღ I wish my hair was a different color.
ღ I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
ღ I have a tattoo.
ღ I am self-conscious about my appearance.
ღ I have/had braces.
ღ I wear glasses.
ღ I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
ღ I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
ღ I have had more than two piercings.
ღ I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
ღ I have freckles.

family/home life
ღ I've sworn at my parents.
ღ I've run away from home.
ღ I've been kicked out of the house.
ღ My biological parents are together.
ღ I have a sibling less than one year old.
ღ I want to have kids someday.
ღ I have children.
ღ I've lost a child.

embarrassment
ღ I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
ღ Disney movies still make me cry. Shut up.
ღ I've snorted while laughing.
ღ I've laughed so hard I've cried.
ღ I've glued my hand to something.
ღ I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
ღ I've had my trousers rip in public.

health
ღ I've had stitches.
ღ I've broken a bone.
ღ I've had my tonsils removed.
ღ I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
ღ I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
ღ I've had serious surgery.
ღ I've had chicken pox.

traveling
ღ I've driven over 200 miles (1000km) in one day.
ღ I've been on a plane.
ღ I've been to North America.
ღ I've been to Niagara Falls.
ღ I've been to Japan.
ღ I've been to Europe.
ღ I've been to Africa.

experiences
ღ I've been lost in my city.
ღ I've seen a shooting star.
ღ I've wished on a shooting star.
ღ I've seen a meteor shower.
ღ I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
ღ I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
ღ I've been to a casino.
ღ I've been skydiving.
ღ I've gone skinny dipping.
ღ I've played spin the bottle.
ღ I've crashed a car.
ღ I've been skiing.
ღ I've been in a play.
ღ I've met someone in person from the internet.
ღ I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
ღ I've seen the northern lights.
ღ I've sat on a roof top at night.
ღ I've played chicken.
ღ I've seen the RHPS.
ღ I've eaten sushi.
ღ I've been snowboarding.

relationships
ღ I'm single.
ღ I'm in a relationship.
ღ I'm available.
ღ I'm engaged.
ღ I'm married.
ღ I've gone on a blind date.
ღ I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
ღ I have a fear of abandonment.
ღ I've been divorced.
ღ I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
ღ I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
ღ I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
ღ I've kept something from a past relationship.

sexuality
ღ I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
ღ I've kissed a member of the same gender.
ღ I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
ღ I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
ღ I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
ღ I am a cuddler.
ღ I've been kissed in the rain.
ღ I've had sex outdoors.
ღ I've hugged a stranger.
ღ I have kissed a stranger.
ღ I have had sex with a stranger.

honesty/crime
ღ I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
ღ I have lied to my parents about where I am.
ღ I am keeping a secret from the world.
ღ I've cheated while playing a video game.
ღ I've cheated on a test.
ღ I've driven through a red light.
ღ I've been suspended from school.
ღ I've witnessed a crime.
ღ I've been in a fist fight.
ღ I've been arrested.
ღ I've shoplifted.

drugs/alcohol
ღ I've consumed alcohol.
ღ I have/do smoked cigarettes.
ღ I have/do smoked pot.
ღ I regularly drink.
ღ I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
ღ I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
ღ I've done hard drugs.
ღ I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
ღ I can't swallow pills.
ღ I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

random
ღ I can sing well.
ღ I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
ღ I open up to others too easily.
ღ I watch the news.
ღ I don't kill bugs.
ღ I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
ღ I fucking swear regularly.
ღ I sing in the shower.
ღ I am a morning person.
ღ I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
ღ I'm a snob about grammar.
ღ I am a sports fanatic.
ღ I play with my hair.
ღ I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
ღ I love being neat.
ღ I love spam.
ღ I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
ღ I bake well.
ღ My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
ღ I don't know how to shoot a gun.
ღ I am in love with love.
ღ I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
ღ I laugh at my own jokes.
ღ I eat fast food weekly. (kind of sort of)
ღ I believe in ghosts.
ღ I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
ღ I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
ღ I am really ticklish.
ღ I love white chocolate.
ღ I bite my nails.
ღ I play video games.
ღ I'm good at remembering faces.
ღ I'm good at remembering names.
ღ I'm good at remembering dates.
ღ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
ღ My answers are totally honest.

I just found out that my dad is going out to the Middle East to be in the Turkish military for a few months. There's a civil war going on there right now, not to mention bombings up the shitter.

I'm worried. There's a very real chance of him getting seriously injured or even worse...
Please, I've already lost one person dear to me this year, don't let another one even closer to me die...

Comment with a fandom and I will tell you my...

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

If you reply with Phoenix Wright, then prepare for some really fucked up answers.