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YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT

'SUP GUYS. I'm bored waiting for these Watchmen caps to download, so I figured I would let you know that I still have a life outside fandom! I just haven't been using it very much...

orz I am FAILING at school. Well, no, not really, I guess. I'm just not doing that well. At least, I think I'm not doing that well. I'm getting three A+s and one B+. IDK MAN, that's just...bad for me, especially since I really wanted to get straight A's this marking period. I'M JUST PSYCHOTIC, OKAY.

My social life is suffering. I keep meaning to ask my friends to go place but I never do. I was going to ask Kashrin to come see Watchmen with me, but I figured she wouldn't be into those kinds of movies. And she was supposed to come over last Friday too, but her mom wouldn't let her. gaah parents.

In other news, BAND TRIP. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T WAIT. It's towards the end of April, and we're going to Bostoooon. 8D Seriously, it will be full of lulz and awesome. I'm rooming with Kashrin and Alyssa and...our fourth is undecided, lol. BUT OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY, BOSTON WITH MY CREW OF FUCKERY. THIS WILL UNDENIABLY BE EPIC. I will post pictures come that time.

I've been attempting to get into iconing, but I suck in unbelievable amounts. I'm the kind of person who would end up doing 365+ icons in one night and end up never posting them because I'm so scared of suckage. PHOTOSHOP IZ R CONFOOZING, HURRRRR.

SEE, SEE? My life has nothing going on in it right now, but I didn't want my journal to be cluttered with memes and fandom related shit all the time. So I hope you're happy, whoever may care. 8P
 

brb finding a life somewhere

I calculated how many fics I have to do. Er, claimed to do, anyway, since I've got some of them done.

437 fics.
437 fics.
437 fics.
437 fics.

so apparently i'm insane

Well guys.

I'm going to get shunned for this. But the truth must be told.

I ACTUALLY. FUCKING. LIKED. THE MOVIE. Also, warning: I am about to be the major fourteen-year-old fangirl I supposedly am. xD

'OH MY GOD WUT,' you say. Yeah, I'm kind of still in denial myself. I mean, I went in there expecting epic phail. I must say, though, that what really won me over was that we didn't have to hear Bella's retarded thoughts all throughout like we did in the book. >|

So, uh. Movie. Right.

The first 45 minutes or so was so full of blatantly bad acting that I couldn't shut up about it to my friend, who was giving me dirty looks. 'GOD DAMN IT TARA, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE.' '._.;;' Still, she laughed at quite a few things I said. Although she laughed when I stole someone's comment about the vampire disco ball thing when we got to shiny scene thing. xD

Oh my god, Kristen Stewart either has no personality herself or she can really get into a role. I mean, words can't even describe how flat she was. I mean, she spoke in monotone for half the movie until she suddenly switched on us and went 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, I'M DYING' when James near raped/bit/killed her in the ballet studio. I was literally squirming in my seat when I watched that. That was scary. I shit you not. ._. I'm easily disturbed by people's scream of pain. Hopefully you would be, too.

Okay, okay, I'll admit that Robert Pattinson was a pretty good choice for Edward. I thought it was weird how quietly sarcastic it was. He reminded me of my friend, who just sits there and murmurs witticisms to himself all day. :P SO ANYWAY, the Cullen family in and of itself was made of awesome, in all honesty. Especially Alice, who I have a MAJOR GIRLCRUSH on, just like fyretoppaaa (OH U). Dude, if I wouldn't pass up the chance to play baseball with the Cullens for the world. Although I was really pissed at their raping of Muse's 'Supermassive Black Hole'--for Christ's sake, I know Failenie Meyers is a fan but the rest of us aren't, you know, egotistical shitty authors. >|

So uh, ERIC. He made me lol. And I'm kinda sad Jacob didn't have a bigger role, even though I saw it coming from a mile away. If they do make a New Moon movie--which they no doubt will--I'll actually see it just to have some delicious long-haired!Taylor Lautner. I'm sorry to sound like the raving fourteen-year-old that I am, but god, I'd ride it like I stole it.

So. That's it. Flame me all you want, because I know I deserve much more than to be flamed; I deserve to be crucified.

I have discovered the wonders of Zero Punctuation. No really.

( HOLY SHITFUCKDILDOMAHOOSIVE survey under the cut )

mission_insane.
I'm doing it.

01. Emotions Theme	02. Places Theme	03. Un-Themed 4	04. Un-Themed 7
05. 'Songfics'	06. 'Master Plots'	07. Femslash	08. Het
09. Cliches	10. Mental Illness	11. Quotes	12. Unthemed 5
13. Meta/Mind-Bend	14. Crack	15. Angst	16. Plot? What Plot
17. (Auto)biography	18. Non-Fiction	19. Fumblerules	20. Travel

WISH ME LUCK GUYS.
200 FICS. I AM DOING THEM.


Also, individual tables under the cut.
( I'MMA TROUBLEMAKER, NEVER BEEN A FAKER )

Yeah, I know he didn't mean it like THAT.
But god damn it, localization team. That's TWICE in one case.