EVERYBODY WATCH THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
IT'S FUCKING EPIC
DO IT
DO IT NOW

Well guys.

I'm going to get shunned for this. But the truth must be told.

I ACTUALLY. FUCKING. LIKED. THE MOVIE. Also, warning: I am about to be the major fourteen-year-old fangirl I supposedly am. xD

'OH MY GOD WUT,' you say. Yeah, I'm kind of still in denial myself. I mean, I went in there expecting epic phail. I must say, though, that what really won me over was that we didn't have to hear Bella's retarded thoughts all throughout like we did in the book. >|

So, uh. Movie. Right.

The first 45 minutes or so was so full of blatantly bad acting that I couldn't shut up about it to my friend, who was giving me dirty looks. 'GOD DAMN IT TARA, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE.' '._.;;' Still, she laughed at quite a few things I said. Although she laughed when I stole someone's comment about the vampire disco ball thing when we got to shiny scene thing. xD

Oh my god, Kristen Stewart either has no personality herself or she can really get into a role. I mean, words can't even describe how flat she was. I mean, she spoke in monotone for half the movie until she suddenly switched on us and went 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, I'M DYING' when James near raped/bit/killed her in the ballet studio. I was literally squirming in my seat when I watched that. That was scary. I shit you not. ._. I'm easily disturbed by people's scream of pain. Hopefully you would be, too.

Okay, okay, I'll admit that Robert Pattinson was a pretty good choice for Edward. I thought it was weird how quietly sarcastic it was. He reminded me of my friend, who just sits there and murmurs witticisms to himself all day. :P SO ANYWAY, the Cullen family in and of itself was made of awesome, in all honesty. Especially Alice, who I have a MAJOR GIRLCRUSH on, just like fyretoppaaa (OH U). Dude, if I wouldn't pass up the chance to play baseball with the Cullens for the world. Although I was really pissed at their raping of Muse's 'Supermassive Black Hole'--for Christ's sake, I know Failenie Meyers is a fan but the rest of us aren't, you know, egotistical shitty authors. >|

So uh, ERIC. He made me lol. And I'm kinda sad Jacob didn't have a bigger role, even though I saw it coming from a mile away. If they do make a New Moon movie--which they no doubt will--I'll actually see it just to have some delicious long-haired!Taylor Lautner. I'm sorry to sound like the raving fourteen-year-old that I am, but god, I'd ride it like I stole it.

So. That's it. Flame me all you want, because I know I deserve much more than to be flamed; I deserve to be crucified.

I have discovered the wonders of Zero Punctuation. No really.

( HOLY SHITFUCKDILDOMAHOOSIVE survey under the cut )

Well.
This week already sucks.

The computer got taken away for a week, I have a shit ton of homework, LJ got blocked at my school.

I am within inches of shooting someone.

I took the "nine muses" quiz on gURL.com
		my muse is Calliope Do you live and breathe poetry? If so, Calliope, patron goddess of epic poetry, may well be your muse. She is often depicted holding a writing tablet and wearing a golden crown, for she is the oldest of the muses and their leader. Read more... Which muse inspires you?

Why am i not surprised

http://www.lambdalegal.org/news/pr/lambda-legal-sues-florida.html

THAT.
THAT IS THE WORST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER READ. EVER. I AM JUST SO PISSED JDKL;GFGFSGSDFJKD;GSDG
GOD DAMN IT FLORIDA
I HATE YOU
FOREVER

This has to be THE crackiest and absolutely most retarded thing I've done in a while. 8|
*is still compiling the downloads*

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/stars-react-to-proposition-8-pass/240445?icid=aimDBdl_static-a

If celebrities--the dumbest breed of human, usually--don't support it, then actual REGULAR PEOPLE shouldn't.

My god.

I dream of a day when I can tell my kids that EVERYBODY'S equal in America.

*is still torn up about this Prop 8 thing*

I got a 48 on my history quiiiiz, I'm so deeeeeeead.
After bringing home a 50 on my math quiz yesterday, my parents are not happy. NOT HAPPY. I am SO SCREWED.
HALP.

I feel so god damned DIRTY.
It wasn't even smut, but I wrote non-explicit statuory rape/accidental mindfuck that will forever haunt me.
I AM SO SORRY, PEARL.
*drowns self in holy water*