GAIZ. I TOTALLY TAKE EVERYTHING BACK.

I want to go home so bad. I miss my family like all hell. I had an epiphany just recently; this trip saved my life. It made me a better person. I promise to go in the pool the next time my father asks me to! I'll do chalk on the driveway with my sister and brother! I'll go clothes shopping with Mom and I won't complain! I'll call my friends on a daily basis and I WILL NOT SPEND ALL MY TIME ON THE COMPUTER! 8D I AM THE NEO BUDDHA *is shot*

So today I was taking a walk with my aunt and I saw a sign. It was a normal sign and in any other circumstances I would have ignored it. I would've taken a picture if I had a camera, but it was a sign of a person crossing the street and underneath that it said something in Turkish. And then it said something in English.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID? ZEBRA CROSSING.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

ZEBRA, MOTHERFUCKING, CROSSING. There are no zebras in Cyprus! Humans =/= zebras!