Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

I AM SUCH A HYPOCRITE, SOMEONE SHOOT ME NOW. Yes, I'm known for being rabidly against Hetalia, but I decided to read some of the scans...

...I don't even get half the jokes but I like it. A lot. It also doesn't help that my home nation is the manliest one out of them all. (YA RLY) Not to mention incredible sexy. @_@ I AM BETRAYING MY HERITAGE. WUT.

I couldn't care less about the West European countries, I'm all for the East. BD

You are now free to shoot me at your discretion.

RULES: Give me a pairing or a character and a theme and I will write one line something REALLY short and probably pointless for you. Stick to what you know I know, please!