EVERYBODY WATCH THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
IT'S FUCKING EPIC
DO IT
DO IT NOW

68.
I GOT A FUCKING 68 ON MY MATH TEST
ARRRRGH
CAN I PLEASE KILL MYSELF NOW

Well guys.

I'm going to get shunned for this. But the truth must be told.

I ACTUALLY. FUCKING. LIKED. THE MOVIE. Also, warning: I am about to be the major fourteen-year-old fangirl I supposedly am. xD

'OH MY GOD WUT,' you say. Yeah, I'm kind of still in denial myself. I mean, I went in there expecting epic phail. I must say, though, that what really won me over was that we didn't have to hear Bella's retarded thoughts all throughout like we did in the book. >|

So, uh. Movie. Right.

The first 45 minutes or so was so full of blatantly bad acting that I couldn't shut up about it to my friend, who was giving me dirty looks. 'GOD DAMN IT TARA, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE.' '._.;;' Still, she laughed at quite a few things I said. Although she laughed when I stole someone's comment about the vampire disco ball thing when we got to shiny scene thing. xD

Oh my god, Kristen Stewart either has no personality herself or she can really get into a role. I mean, words can't even describe how flat she was. I mean, she spoke in monotone for half the movie until she suddenly switched on us and went 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, I'M DYING' when James near raped/bit/killed her in the ballet studio. I was literally squirming in my seat when I watched that. That was scary. I shit you not. ._. I'm easily disturbed by people's scream of pain. Hopefully you would be, too.

Okay, okay, I'll admit that Robert Pattinson was a pretty good choice for Edward. I thought it was weird how quietly sarcastic it was. He reminded me of my friend, who just sits there and murmurs witticisms to himself all day. :P SO ANYWAY, the Cullen family in and of itself was made of awesome, in all honesty. Especially Alice, who I have a MAJOR GIRLCRUSH on, just like fyretoppaaa (OH U). Dude, if I wouldn't pass up the chance to play baseball with the Cullens for the world. Although I was really pissed at their raping of Muse's 'Supermassive Black Hole'--for Christ's sake, I know Failenie Meyers is a fan but the rest of us aren't, you know, egotistical shitty authors. >|

So uh, ERIC. He made me lol. And I'm kinda sad Jacob didn't have a bigger role, even though I saw it coming from a mile away. If they do make a New Moon movie--which they no doubt will--I'll actually see it just to have some delicious long-haired!Taylor Lautner. I'm sorry to sound like the raving fourteen-year-old that I am, but god, I'd ride it like I stole it.

So. That's it. Flame me all you want, because I know I deserve much more than to be flamed; I deserve to be crucified.

THIS

I have discovered the wonders of Zero Punctuation. No really.

( HOLY SHITFUCKDILDOMAHOOSIVE survey under the cut )

I officially hate you, Atlus.
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
FUCK HEATHER ROSS, FUCK UTK2, FUCK EMILIO JUAREZ (WHO IS A TRAP, BTW), FUCK ALL YOUR PRETTY SPARKLY BISHOUNEN ART, AND FUCK YOUR COCKSUCKING SEQUELS. JUST LET IT DIE, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

I MISSED THE DAYS WHERE UTK WAS GOOD.

Well.
This week already sucks.

The computer got taken away for a week, I have a shit ton of homework, LJ got blocked at my school.

I am within inches of shooting someone.

I can't believe it.
I already got adware on my SHINY NEW COMPUTER.
wtf
*is running a virus scan, so she can hopefully rid of it*
I AM SO CLOSE TO JUST DELETING EVERYTHING ON MY COMPUTER AND REINSTALLING THE IMPORTANT SHIT. Yes, I am that paranoid.

ETA: FUCK YEAH NO ADWARE

Also.

THIS REQUIRES YOUR URGENT ATTENTION. I AM OFFICIALLY ON CRACK.

I took the "nine muses" quiz on gURL.com
		my muse is Calliope Do you live and breathe poetry? If so, Calliope, patron goddess of epic poetry, may well be your muse. She is often depicted holding a writing tablet and wearing a golden crown, for she is the oldest of the muses and their leader. Read more... Which muse inspires you?

Why am i not surprised

OH MY GOD.

VICTOR NIGUEL X LINDA REID
X

WHY HALLO THAR HELL
I'M GLAD TO BE HERE

ETA: OH MY GOD THERE IS FIC: Sweet mother of god

http://www.lambdalegal.org/news/pr/lambda-legal-sues-florida.html

THAT.
THAT IS THE WORST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER READ. EVER. I AM JUST SO PISSED JDKL;GFGFSGSDFJKD;GSDG
GOD DAMN IT FLORIDA
I HATE YOU
FOREVER

This has to be THE crackiest and absolutely most retarded thing I've done in a while. 8|
*is still compiling the downloads*

Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
NOT ONLY DID I FAIL MY MATH QUIZ, I FAILED MY BIO QUIZ
WTFWTFWTF
I WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT WE'RE LEARNING
i can't believe it, i just lost the game
no moar osu! for me apparently

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/stars-react-to-proposition-8-pass/240445?icid=aimDBdl_static-a

If celebrities--the dumbest breed of human, usually--don't support it, then actual REGULAR PEOPLE shouldn't.

My god.

I dream of a day when I can tell my kids that EVERYBODY'S equal in America.

*is still torn up about this Prop 8 thing*

Truly, a diamond!

In any case, I failed my frog dissection. And I have no idea how to tell my parents. I'm probably going to end up texting my mother during lunch, just so I don't have to hear her yelling. asmjkofmg

I hate my family life, as you can probably tell from my f-locked entries. I am constantly verbally abused and put down. My family makes me feel like crap about myself. ._.;;

I got a 48 on my history quiiiiz, I'm so deeeeeeead.
After bringing home a 50 on my math quiz yesterday, my parents are not happy. NOT HAPPY. I am SO SCREWED.
HALP.

mission_insane.
I'm doing it.

01. Emotions Theme	02. Places Theme	03. Un-Themed 4	04. Un-Themed 7
05. 'Songfics'	06. 'Master Plots'	07. Femslash	08. Het
09. Cliches	10. Mental Illness	11. Quotes	12. Unthemed 5
13. Meta/Mind-Bend	14. Crack	15. Angst	16. Plot? What Plot
17. (Auto)biography	18. Non-Fiction	19. Fumblerules	20. Travel

WISH ME LUCK GUYS.
200 FICS. I AM DOING THEM.


Also, individual tables under the cut.
( I'MMA TROUBLEMAKER, NEVER BEEN A FAKER )

I feel so god damned DIRTY.
It wasn't even smut, but I wrote non-explicit statuory rape/accidental mindfuck that will forever haunt me.
I AM SO SORRY, PEARL.
*drowns self in holy water*